Hot dog fingers

Cheeseburger chest

I'm number one

‘Cause I am the best

You’re number two

But that’s not so bad

‘Cause you’re the best friend

That I ever had

You walk down the road

With your juicy hands

When they get hot

You wipe ’em on your pants

Hot dog fingers

Everybody knows

When they get juicy

You wipe ’em on your clothes

You walk down the street

With your fancy shirt

You look so sharp

You make my eyes hurt

Everybody knows

With a cheeseburger chest

You look so good

And you are the best

Hot dog fingers

Cheeseburger chest

I'm number one

‘Cause I am the best

You’re number two

But that’s not so bad

‘Cause you’re the best friend

That I ever had