Here is where it all began

I’m helping you to understand

They like to eat our MREs

Live in towns full of disease

If they can be happy

We can be happy too

Tell them you’re sorry

We will not break in two

Now get on the internet

‘Cause now it’s time to save Tibet

The Chinese hate this mongrel race

Chase them back into their caves

If they can be happy

We can be happy too

Tell them you’re sorry

We will not break in two

So now it seems you’ve lost your way

And found yourself in Old Ukraine

We huddle in the underground

Baby hush don’t make a sound

If we can be happy

They can be happy too

Tell them you’re sorry

We will not break in two